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Using an Umbrella

1) A smart thing to do.

2) Something people with common sense do when there is water falling out of the sky.
1) "Wow how did you think of doing something so smart?"
"I don't know; all I'm doing is using an umbrella."

2) Me: "Look there's water falling out of the sky."
People with common sense: *pulls out and opens umbrellas*
People w/o common sense: *don't use umbrellas, get pneumonia, and DIE*
by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009
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Metal Umbrella

When an Umbrella is used as a double sided dildo between two men and the umbrella is opened inside one of the men’s anus.
My friend and I did a Metal Umbrella last night.
by Easttuth August 26, 2021
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umbrella corporation

"Our business is life itself."
A fictional company in the Capcom "Resident Evil" saga. In the game, the company uses it's status as an enitity to protect (thus the term "umbrella") it's biological experiments of dubious moral and ethical bearing. Can be used as a term to describe any company which engages in similar practices of hiding behind a name or "corporate veil".
Enron was an umbrella corporation, executives used it's name to protect themselves from the law and to hide their actions of dubious moral bearings.
by elgatofilo July 27, 2004
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the umbrella academy

gerard arthur way, of my chemical romances, comic book.
Written by: gerard way
Drawn by: gabriel ba

possibly the best comic book to ever roam the earth.
"did you check out that new comic book, the umbrella academy?"
"i want to read the umbrella academy"
by vampires will never hurt you October 24, 2007
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umbrella drinking

The process by which an alcoholic concoction of various sorts is mixed in an upside down umbrella. Similar to "jungle juice". Serve chilled.
Go to the store and pick up tequila and limes - we're umbrella drinking tonight!
by BCD October 30, 2007
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umbrella guy

Teh guy who protects Michael Jackson's sensitive skin from sunlight by holding an umbrella over him immediately upon exiting a building.
I have the best job in the world, keeping Michael safe from harmful UV rays!!!
by Universalist May 17, 2005
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Screaming umbrella

When a person yells out in pain after being pentatrated by a closed hand and then having it opened inside and pulled out in a quick swift motion.
Joel didnt use enough lubrication when performing the screaming umbrella on Jen's rectum causing her to need anal reconstruction.
by Jhump2525 April 17, 2017
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