strain out a camel

to take a massive shit.

I missed most of Passion of the Christ because I had to go strain out a camel.

by Queen Buttrix January 12, 2016

shit strain vocals

Describes the vocal styling's of a singer who sounds like they're trying to have a shit whilst singing. This usually is put on in an attempt to sound like they are singing some real meaningful stuff.

Man! I can't stand Nickleback with their singers shit strain vocals.

by rynoplastered May 15, 2007

Sego strain

bad marijuana grown by a retard or a crack baby

Tom and Rick are growing that Sego Strain

by masterkush420 June 10, 2008

e-straining order

What you wish you could take out on someone who keeps e-stalking or e-spying on your online profiles like Myspace and FaceBook

Former Girlfriends pretending to be other people, or getting their friends to ask to be your face-book friend. So that they can see your profile and your pictures. "I need to get an e-straining order and that chick."

by The Big Show 22 September 22, 2007

Wiipetitive Strain Injury

Well known repetitive strain injury caused by Wii Sports, best know is Wii Bowling syndrome.

Keef totally has a Wiipetitive Strain Injury from playing Wii all day.

by Fusajiro Yamauchi January 22, 2008

E-straining Order

When you threaten to, or follow through with, a block on someone contacting you on a chat or social networking client, such as Myspace, Facebook, MSN, Etc.

Ex.1-"Man, that chick was freaking nuts! She cyber stalked me so much I had to slap a e-straining order on her ass!"

Ex.2- "I hate those pervs from places like Turkey that are always trying to hit me up for nudes! I'm gonna put an e-straining order out on every single one of them!"

Ex.3-"Susie put a e-straining order on me. I don't know how I can go on *dramatic swoon*"

by ThoroZaine September 20, 2009

groin strain

when ones groin becomes painfull after an over the top session of oral sex (without brushing ones teeth). this can cause the penis to become infected and fall off.

"hey that guys groin strain has made his cock start to rot off, lets crucify him in the street and thow used condoms at him". "yeah totally"!

by muriel May 18, 2007