Soprano Cornet

Used in Brass bands to produce a tight laser beam of incredibly high intensity. If used in conjunction with a shallow small bore mouthpiece it is capable of bringing down aircraft from heights of up to 50,000,000 feet.

Not to be confused with a soprano saxophone which is for pussies.

Soprano cornet brings down Airbus A380 from 40,000,000 feet overvthe Atlantic.

by Soprano man January 19, 2019

soprano sax

The sexiest and rarest instrument out there. It will melt your ears with its halcyon-like sound.

I have a professional career playing soprano sax.

by JL3t3r May 14, 2014

Dirty Soprano

A short balding Italian man with a little penis getting a blow job in his recliner.

Tony is in the back room getting a dirty soprano from Francesca again. Will have to take that dirty rat bastard to the clinic.

by Teetee Marie January 11, 2023

Jagged soprano

The deuce one smashes out after eating Italian food, corn and peanuts.

I had mussels marinara after the baseball game last night. The deuce I dropped this morning was a real jagged soprano.

by Falter Ego May 18, 2009

Kylie Soprano

classical singer born in Naples, Italy.
see:singer, classical, wicked,irish,italian,british,rock

She is a lovely singer, she is a virtual Kylie Soprano.

by Christine Daaae October 9, 2008

Sopranos Finale

1. To end something in a way that does not make sense at all.

2. To end something like the Sopranos did.

Jack: I noticed that thlast page of your book s missing a page.
Jill: No, no pages have ben ripped out.
Jack:Oh...so it's a Sopranos Finale?
Jill:Pretty much, yeah.

by Giovanni Mann December 18, 2007

sopranos ending

When a movie, T.V. show, or song abruptly ends with little explanation or clarity. Originated from "The Sopranos" series finale in which the show ended with no explanation.

That movie ended for no reason. That was a sopranos ending.

by Terence Carter June 17, 2008