pencil

A childish word for a penis.

wow look at the size of that guy's pencil.
Or i wouldn't mind nibbling on his pencil

by Charlotte February 7, 2005

pencil

Slang word for a small dick. Name-checked in Girl,Interrupted

I heard it was like a pencil anyway

by BabyDizz May 1, 2005

pencil

a long, skinny penis

that boy has one small pencil

by c.t July 5, 2005

Pencil

Collective noun for Gnus.

Get the pencil out of my pants.

by Ya Mum July 12, 2003

pencilitis

pencil inflammation; obtained by spending too much time with a pencil.

I had to get my pencilitis treated after hand writing a 9 page report.

by redwolf27 November 15, 2010

pencils

the name given to high school boys who carry a plethora of pencils in their pockets even though their handwriting in practically incomprhendible...they usualy wear fingerless gloves and are obsessive about protecting their eyes from the sun. They enjoy music such as linkin park and rarely answer their mobile phones...

pencils: do you want to listen to some linkin park?
hot chick: um...no thanks..
pencils: ok... i'll just head back to the laboratoy

by ulrik g pod June 21, 2006

pencil

Not to be mistaken for Kencil my pencil, it is a handy writing mobobber that can write words, draw things, and can take over our minds at times. Otherwise known as a writer colider.

Kenny thought that a pencil had talked to him before.

or

I grabbed Kencil my pencil and wrote away.

by I am Iron Man April 8, 2006