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Clean the kitchen

The act of cleaning out one's colon in preparation of anal sex (i.e. an enema). Derived from the coloration similarities of the brownie and fecal matter.

Note: During colloquial use, it is customary to replace "the" with a possessive pronoun such as "your", "his", or "her".
Innuendo: If you clean the kitchen prior to anal sex, it can facilitate a healthy colon.

Colloquial: Did you clean your kitchen yet? I want to post a video online.
by John Wilmer December 19, 2007
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in the kitchen

A term used by dope (meth) cooks to let you know that they're cooking without saying so.
I was going to go pick up a couple of grams, but when I called dude said that he was still in the kitchen.
by Bunnyfitch November 25, 2014
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what's in the kitchen?

A slang term for what is up?
Yo nigga what's in the kitchen?
Da kitchen is outawack!
by young joc strap August 6, 2007
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Cleaning the kitchen

aka Rim Job


The act of licking someone’s sphincter and inserting your tongue ever so slightly into their anus.
"Damn, Sheila, you're one ugly chick. But when you're cleaning the kitchen you're fine as fuck!"
by lick a lotta spokes October 13, 2004
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Up the Kitchen end

Mad, insane, bizarre. Can be used in reference to a person or a concept.
'Wow, she was a bit... different.'

'Different? She was right up the kitchen end!

She let her pet crocodile lay eggs in my abdomen.'
by H.G.Rubin May 29, 2009
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Chili Over The Kitchen Sink

The sexual act where a man has explosive diarrhea on a womans vagina, followed by a third partner performing cunnilingus on the woman.
She asked me and my wife to come over for Chili Over The Kitchen Sink.
by Dirty Diggler November 27, 2012
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Cooties in the Kitchen

A euphemism for a sexually transmitted infection. Less frequently used to refer to restaurant health code violations.
"I spent all of my hooker budget last night and now I've got cooties in my kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."
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