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texton

When someone becomes aroused, male or female after receiving a sexual text or the desired outcome between individuals during a sexting session.
Wow, I really got a texton today after texting with Jennifer.

You know when you send me texts like that, I really get a texton.

I bet a can give you a texton by the end of this text.
by Miss Curly May 28, 2009
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Textsomnia

The inability to get a decent night's sleep because of one's self-imposed obligation to read and reply to every single late night text. This thus results in a long drawn out dialogue which probably would have only lasted about 5 minutes over the phone.

An ailment often experienced by people who feel so self-important that must respond immediately to every form of technological communication.
Boss: Why are you so lethargic and lackluster at the office today?

Employee: I'm suffering from textsomnia. I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night because my friend kept texting me about the most random stuff...like Moby Dick...and floggings...and the caloric count of coconuts.
by VitruvianMan October 9, 2009
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textbonics

The jibberish that some people use in emails, while texting, everyday communication, and occasionally resumes. Typically, created by using phoenics and street-speak. Mostly it is a recrimination and reflection of one's K-12 experience.
u=you, ur=your/you are, b4=before, textbonics, etc.
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Taxtoo

The act of spending your tax returns on a tattoo.
I was gona get a tattoo this week but i cant get an appointment during taxtoo season
by swaggerty January 13, 2011
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textbook dick

An average penis, the type of penis you find in a health textbook.
Ganjrew has such a textbook dick, gonna be easy to suck.
by Averyandmolly April 12, 2017
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Textoplectic

Conveying through text messaging your apoplectic rage.
A description of a series of escalating texts back and forth between two or more people in a series of text messages.

Coined by Dr Roger Hadley in Loma Linda, California on May 31, 2018 after looking at his phone and reading a series of messages.
Linda went textoplectic
by Loma Linda Dictionary June 11, 2018
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rhetorical textion

A text message asking a question that is not meant to be answered. Frequently addressed to the originator's entire phone book.

These messages can cause confusion by causing dozens of people to think that someone wants to hold an actual conversation with them, when in fact the sender of the message was simply lonely, amused, drunk, or all three.
Alice: Carol just texted me, 'Why the hell can't people in Atlanta use their turn signals?' How the hell should I know? I *do* use my turn signal!

Bob: Relax. It was a rhetorical textion. She sent it to me, too.
by scarshapedstar. January 6, 2009
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