Textipation

When a text on your cell phone won't go throw, as in becoming constipated.

"Why didn't you reply to my message last night?"
-- My phone had textipation last night, sorry.

by funkylilwhitegrl November 30, 2007

Textationship

A "relationship" in which the parties speak to each other mainly through texting.

This "relationship" will probally only last a few weeks at the most.

There is also little physical contact, and 'face-to-face' talking involved in these "relationships."

Kai: So I hear you and Tom are in a relationship?!

Audriana: I guess you could call it that even though you only talk through texting...

Kai: Wait... So you mean it's a Textationship

by OsuBandTwink October 7, 2009

Lost in Textlation

Lost in Textlation

Will you call me because I feel like what you're saying is being "lost in textlation".

by Detroit through and true August 28, 2020

textcation

turning your cellular device off, or refraining from charging your battery in order to take a break from text overload

1. i'm enjoying my textcation @crackberry rehab

2. the Times ran an article regarding Obama's upcoming textcation when he will have to turn over his crackberry for secure purposes.

3. Gf: he thinks i'm constantly available to text back

GF2: you need to turn that crack off and take a textcation

by tenzen January 2, 2009

textipation

The condition of having too many text messages locked or saved on one's cell phone, keeping the memory capacity maxed out at 90% or greater at all times.

My cell phone has textipation from locking all of my boyfriends messages, I'm going to have to get a new phone or start deleting them.

by ***L.A.*** March 12, 2009

Textcation

When you go on vacation and text your friends your daily activities and stops.

Thank you for taking me on your textcation, I really enjoyed myself.

by Chrissypissy99 July 5, 2010

textfection

the act of texting affectionately.

They would show one another textfection almost daily, particularly in the morning.

by Valgo1 March 8, 2013