Tevan

Talk handsome Armenian Warrior. He is kind, caring and always there for his friends and family. He would never betray you and always has your back. If he loves you, you better keep him next to you. There are many women craving for Tevan.

- Do you know Tevan ?

- yes
- Then you should be thankful

by Warrior888 November 22, 2021

teva

short for whatever. used mainly on msn and text messages
TEVA IS THE NEW WHATEVER.

Bernice: Do you think my ass looks fat in this?
Julian: Nah you look fine
Bernice: Tell me the truth!
Julian: Why would you ask me what i think if you weren't going to listen to it anyway?!
Bernice: I'm going to change then.
Julian: Teva Bernice.

by julesssssssssss February 13, 2008

tevas

A garish form of footwear. Often worn by travellers and people with too much money and not enough common sense. Look around...have you ever seen a local wearing 'tevas'? Arrogant and insensitve attempt to cover all the bases. Orignallly the name for a brand specific form of footwear that has since evolved into the generic name describing thongs with velcro straps. Eco-gear for people intent on destroying wildlife.

'Hey check out those kooks in the tevas and three quarter pants. I wonder what eco-tribe they belong to?'

by martin eden February 23, 2005

Tevian

Tevian was an infamous pirate who was believed to have roamed the sea's during the late hours of the 21st century. According to historians and survivors of his presence, he was commonly known by the names; Tev Wack-talk for his presumably bad grammar and the mumbled tone i which he spoke, he was also known as back-track Tev because of his uncanny ability to say the wrong things and get slapped by women. Furthermore, Tev is incredible at the tactics of command and conquer, and is very talented in the fighting form of confusion. Though he was believed to have vanished from text books, his valiant stories or victory are told and retold through generations.

Woman: i hate being tickled
Tevian: right, then can i pickle you?
Woman: grrrr...
Tevian: ...i...mean..like..put you in a jar...and..uh....thats not what i meant
Woman: Go sit over there!
Tevian: but
Woman: GO!!

by sunnysideup15 July 11, 2010

Tvvat

A person who spends his time picking apart genuinely nice individuals for his own self gratification or Fatsuma aka a messageboard version of Russ Abbott.

What a complete and utter tvvat

by Yakinabox December 1, 2006

teavag

The act of tea teabagging with a signification the teabagger is a female and thus making physical contact with their vagina, or vag for short.

This bitch keeps teavagging the whole team.

by S1N15T3R March 18, 2017

Tehvarrius

The best person in the world

"wow Tehvarrius just taught me how to get a girlfriend"

by Poseidon sword May 13, 2018