Austyn Tester

A talentless pretty boy who got famous because brainless teenage girls like his face. Star of the Sundance film Jawline and the reason why social media continues it's downward spiral and lack of faith in humanity is stronger than ever

Girl: OMG, have you seen Austyn Tester's latest broadcast?
Me. No. I have a life and have better things to do than obsess over some teenage hack

by redgrave1093 October 27, 2019

cantelope tester

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

by biggerspeck May 17, 2007

Beta Tester

Someone who trys to get early access or beta privileges to young children and there various parts.

"Hey man you should become a beta tester I heard they get early access to that underage coochie."
Yeah man I already signed up to become one.

by BltWise October 28, 2019

The Cat Tester

A person who tests if cats have nine lives by dropping stray cats off apartment buildings.

I was hired as 'The Cat Tester'

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

bridge tester

A fat chick. a girl who when she sits in your car the muffler drags

here comes a bridge tester.

by topher marcheese December 20, 2007

beta tester

A west Los Angeles blues aficianado

The Beta Testers; blues band

by JBoogie April 9, 2005

Random Breast Tester

a homosexual male person

by Anonymous March 22, 2003