Tesla Fuckchain

Illegal and involves:

Lots of electricity
Enemas
Amniotic fluid
Screaming

Is best performed on top of a Delorean but a Pontiac Firebird will do in a pinch

Adam Savage, Wil Wheaton, and Felicia Day died at the San Diego Comic Con 2009 while attempting the Tesla Fuckchain

by cmdrkeen July 27, 2009

Bro-testament

Bro-testament - bro-test-tah-ment
-noun
1. Supreme law between bro's
2. Grants thy bro ultimate obedience when used upon said bro
3. One-time usage until cool down time (1 year) is met
4. Used in a time of urgency and at the bro's own discretion
-Should the bro dishonor the testament is grounds for termination from broship

I'm using my bro-testament on you bro, your going to the club tonight.

by Gerhardus August 11, 2011

Tesla Model X

1) One fancy ass crossover SUV.

2) One giant ass flex.

Tom was having a mid-life crisis so he bought himself a Tesla Model X to show off to his friends and family

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 7, 2022

Momken teslak?

Arabian way to say "can you straighten up a bit?"

person1:O M G I LOVE THE WAY YOU ARE TALKING
person2:Momken teslak?

by spicynoodles66_destructive361 October 1, 2018

Waluigi Telamon

He’s a nice old fellow who donates to the poor. But if you are mean to people, don’t expect to wake up the next morning.

Waluigi Telamon was last seen donating 500,000,000 to a homeless person.

by Paul Zuez March 2, 2019

The Nikola Tesla Effect

The Nikola Tesla Effect is when someone's ethnicity is Serbian but they we're born in Croatia.

Person A: I was born in Croatia but my family originates from Serbia!
Person B: Woah that's a Nikola Tesla Effect...
Person A: What is that?
Person B: The Nikola Tesla Effect is when someone's ethnicity is Serbian but they we're born in Croatia.

by vyi January 27, 2022

Tesla-talk

Smalltalk revolving around Tesla ownership, prevalent in Silicon valley.

I have to listen at least 20mins of Tesla-talk during our team lunch every week.

by Sandorn February 1, 2020