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sexual tension

When your pokemon card collection has become to big to hide from your girlfriend.
There were was a lot of sexual tension in my house today.
by Merkilo March 30, 2007
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Liquid Tension Experiment

Musical Orgasm.
An amazing group of musicians that came together as a "supergroup" featuring:
Mike Portnoy and John Petrucci of Dream Theater
Jordan Rudess (Who later joined Dt)
and Tony Levin
They released 2 cds from 1998-1999
Both cds were completed in a week, and the majority was improvised.
They are going on a 10th anniversary tour pretty soon.
"If an alien race wanted to hear this planet's music, just give them the two Liquid Tension Experiment cds"
by tehgir May 21, 2008
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Tension

In modeling, it refers to the state of exhibiting intense fierceness with one's face and body during a photo shoot. One who does not exhibit tension can be said to resemble a "limp noodle". It quickly became a favorite term of supermodel Tyra Banks on the twelfth cycle of America's Next Top Model, much to everyone's annoyance.

For more examples of Tyraspeak, see "smize", "H2T", and "Ty-over".
Tyra: Try putting a little more tension in yo' body.
Nijah (C12): Unnnnhhh!!! (ejaculates)
Tyra: That's my gurl!
by drbazzi October 29, 2009
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textion mark

a text message that consists of only a question mark. phrases an obvious question without actually asking a question. commonly used to mean "i don't understand," "what do you mean," "explain," etc.
person 1:i love you.
person 2:?

person 1:did you go to that party last night?
person 2:?

"His text didn't make sense so I just sent him a textion mark."
by cricket23 February 18, 2009
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textionship

"Textionship: An undercover "relationship" that is kept a secret where cell phones and the internet are used as a form of communication rather than being worthy enough to communicate in person at any given moment."
let me text my thot she loves being in this textionship.
by the illest chick February 10, 2014
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Bro-tension

Bro-tension is a social phenomenon that occurs when two bros interact, but one or both are mad or bitter about the past (usually about another bro), resulting in passive-aggressive behavior. While hugging it out could relieve the bro-tension, it usually never happens.
"Dude, whats going on between Dwight and Antonio? They don't really talk to each other anymore."

"I dunno, man. They've been fighting about which one of them is Kevin's true best friend."

"Ahh, its that bro-tension."
by BroScience December 3, 2013
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White and Black Tension

1. The nervous feeling you get when you're walking past or toward a group of black/white males or females hoping not to recieve any type of racial slur or some form of injustice because people hate you for what they have HEARD about your people.
1. While walking toward a group of black men with their pants sagging you try desperately to change directions or not make eye contact because you've felt the nervousness of White and Black Tension.

2. While walking up to a group of white men with their heads shavedyou try desperately to look tough by speedily sagging your pants because you've felt the nervousness of White and Black Tension.
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