tent love

When sleeping in a smaller tent while camping and being molested by your drunken partner. Can be either homosexual or straight molestation but unwanted attention nonetheless. Usually happens after a few too many drinks around the campfire.

The rest of the hike sucked since I was walking funny thanks to the tent love that I got from Matt last night

by cory's mom12 September 5, 2007

Tent Madness

Being in a crowded tent for a period of time causing complete hysteria and insane behavior. Usually fatal.

*middle of the night in a tent*
Avi: Jules are you ok your eyes are all bloodshot?
Jules: IM FUCKING FINE
Sam: I think he has tent madness. why are you holding a bat?
Jules: *Starts to beat the others with a baseball bat*

by chiawala111 August 28, 2010

Tent Fart

To fart under a blanket while keeping someone confined in the." Tent".

" Hey!" Said the little girl. " let me out! Your blanket smells like rotten eggs!

Then her big brother laughed and yelled out " ha ah you will reek the havoc of my Tent Fart!".

by Pocket Bubble November 4, 2013

Tent Butt

The foul, butt smell one gets after camping for several days without a shower. The smell becomes most noticeable inside the tent.

Jeez, you have a serious case of tent butt.

by Hotycakes June 2, 2011

tent the speedo

Get a boner

If you check out that hot chick too much, you might tent the speedo.

by jchfhfnfhcjcbcn April 16, 2014

Tent Talk

When what is said is said with utmost confidence that it will not be shared. Coming from the idea that what is said in a two-man tent stays in a two-man tent.

Thomas: How serious is this?
Jess: This is some real tent talk
Thomas: Oh shit ok

by Wordy Boi October 12, 2017

Tent Tethering

The act of taking your love interest into the woods and tethering yourself to them in a tent. Things may happen. They may not. But the point is is that you’re tethered. That’s all that matters.

"I plan on tent tethering my lady friend tonight. Wish me luck!"

by Cabinplay>cottagecore March 8, 2021