Go old testament on your ass

Meaning that you are going to be beaten or killed for whatever transgression you committed. Old testament of the Bible speaks of terrible punishments given by God.

Someone deliberately scratches your car. You tell the person that you are going to go old testament on your ass. You lay an ass whopping on him and you have effectively 'gone old testament on his ass'

by in-the-dark July 10, 2010

xxx-tentacion

a legend. the chosen people have started a religion dedicated to this masterpiece of a man.

sadly, he was lost in 2018. rest easy, jah.

xxx-tentacion? that shit hits different.
yeah, especially since he was sadly late.

by Lil barnacles #1 fan December 29, 2021

tentacle

an armlike appendage found in cephalopods (octopus and squid) covered in suckers.

a staple of twisted japanese hentai porn. tentacle-rape scenes and bukkake are to the japanese sexual identity what scheisse-movies are to germany.

The Tokyo police force was severely underfunded, having to deal with not only the 41st Street Yakuza and the weekly drunken samurai incidents, but also a sudden outbreak of tentacle rape in the 8th precinct.

by flight sergeant filipowitz January 9, 2005

tentacle

1. A large rapeing arm of an octopus who rapes innocent japanese school children and is feared by sailors

2. the act of being reincarnated as a serial rapist

3. A gayman's penis

tentacle hentai
giant octopus tentacle
tentacle fred
tentacle rapists

by Im scared of tentacles June 5, 2011

testastical

an orgasmic feeling when you're eating curly fries

i was having a date and all of the sudden, while eating my curly fries, i had a testastical!

by tYLER & lAURAAAAAA August 27, 2007

Chuck Testa

What ever you think it is, always remember that it’s not what you think it is, it’s Chuck Testa.

Chuck Testa refers to Chuck Testa who is a taxidermist from Ojai Valley, California. To advertise his service of making furry little creatures look alive once more, he has created a highly awesome, yet creepy ad.. If it looks alive, it’s not, it’s Chuck Testa. If there’s a bear in your bed, it’s not a bear, it’s Chuck Testa.

You thought this was another meme, well in ways your right, nope! Chuck Testa.

by calimani77 September 16, 2011

tentacle rape

A type of adult anime or hentai which features characters (stereotypically and disturbingly young females) getting sexually violated by penis-shaped tentacles of a demon or mollusk or malfunctioning machine. Usually the tentacles produce an impossible amount of semen, and in some cases, the victim is fucked to death. How somebody can create or even get off on that shit is beyond all known logic.

Wapanese otaku are known to masturbate furiously to tentacle-rape hentai pics.

by otaku killer September 2, 2003