teets mccon

The definition of "Man-with-milk", teets mccon is absolute walking sex. Anyone just to touch his nips should feel ever so privileged as they are perfectly shaped and sized. Mondays are the biggest day for teets mccon however as monday is always milking day, where in some cases 14L has been produced in one squeezing.

i wish i had the nips of teets mccon

by Teetss October 10, 2013

snorg tees

A website that advertises on Urban Dictionary, among other "hip" sites viewed by the teen-to-20s demographic. They sell t-shirts that have pop culture references on them that are fun to look at but in reality are only bought by clueless frat boys who are trying to express how "in touch" they are with Internet humor.

Snorg's advertising campaign features fuckable (not necessarily attractive) female models that would never wear these shirts in real life.

FRAT BOY 1: "SUP BRAH! CHECK OUT MY NEW THREADS... JUST GOT IT FROM SNORG TEES.COM LOL!"

FRAT BOY 2: "CRESCENT FRESH, BROSKI! YOU'RE SO IN TOUCH WITH MEEEEMS!"

by phubans September 2, 2010

Busted Tees

A company that sells hot girls in slightly funny shirts.

I just ordered two insanely hot girls from Busted Tees. When they get here we're going to sex it up.

by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009

teesside

The land of kings and gods called the smoggies fed by the dish of made up of every amazing people and things that has ever lived. Not to be linked or associated with the Geordies or the Mackems. Weekly meeting are held at the "Riverside stadium" held by the leader of all religions and governing bodys Tony Mowbray. The meetings consist of watching the Boro win against every shit team in the league.

Sad geordie "I can't live in this shithole anymore I wish I lived in TEESSIDE"

Sad Mackem "Shame they have class in TEESSIDE so we arn't allowed"

by Borolad345 December 13, 2012

Lite Teesko

Take it easy , take it Light , its real kool like

Hey Man , Lite Teesko ,It aint worth a shit .

by RahulSharma July 13, 2009

A Teens

A Swedish pop group made up of two guys and two girls who first gained mainstream pop succuess covering songs from fellow Swedish act, ABBA and then went on to doing their own material.

A Teens brought the music of ABBA to a new generation.

by laurenhooba October 3, 2009

Teensome

Teensome is an orgy in which are included 13 to 19 teenagers

I herad that there is going to be a teensome in our school gym!
This party is boring, there are only 12 of us, we cant even have a teensome!
When I remember our days at high school, all I can see is that wild teensome at the Prom.
I hate being 20 years old, you cant have a teensome anymore!

by SubituS September 23, 2011