ted 

to slap another's breasticles profusely; to have your breasticles hit

"Ouch. Bob just tedded me so hard my nip fell off!"

ted by nilsmartin April 21, 2009

ted 

A fan of rockabilly music.
The Welsh Psychobilly group Demented are Go! used the word to form their name, as it is a modification of "Demon Teds are Go!", because psychobilly music is strongly connected to horror themes, Demon Teds seemed to be a logical name for Psychobilly afficionados.

Demon Teds are Go = Demented are Go!
If you are a rockabilly fan, you are a ted.

ted by Psycho Billy May 17, 2007

Ted 

an all-encompassing term for anyone you are on moderately good terms with. It is a sign of endearment and respect. The word Ted is only properly used on freinds of the same sex.

Ben: Yo whats up man?
Billy: Not much Ted.

Ted by Col Arse January 21, 2010

ted 

Turner Field; 755 Hank Aaron Drive; Braves Stadium

The game tonight at the Ted had traffic on the connector fucked up back to 14th St.

ted by Nick Victim April 29, 2004

ted 

The Ted Williams Tunnel in Boston.

I want to go to Logan Airport from the Mass Pike, so I'll take the Ted to there.

ted by God July 21, 2003

Ted 

Ted is extremley hot and sexy induvidual he is a good athlete and gold medal winner all-around, all girls want him cause of his excessive sexyness, he owns at COD and all other games he is fluent in English, Japanese, Togalog, Korean, and African.
Ted is also a swag ninja and works in the U.S government he has killed some of the world greatest threats. He swag level is, 459087348673485760934587690834576098357467376274567868976097846598347560435769348756348975609345876098345760938475690837450968734509876093485760934857603

girl1: Ted is soooo sexy
girl2: ino right? i wish i could go out with himm
straight guy1: mee tooo

Ted by Hot gurls :D October 25, 2011

Ted 

V. Tedding. The act of claiming rights to, or calling dibs on a female, without the intent, ability, or know how to follow through on said declarations.
The act of tedding is normally followed by consumption of copious amounts of alcohol at the realization that the woman in question is NOT going home with the one who was tedding.

Don't ted that, she is way out of your league. Don't ted on my girlfriend.

Ted by Mblock October 14, 2012