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Technology snob

A person who uses their knowledge of technology to make others feel dumb.
She's such a technology snob, always belittling others with her avalanche of acronyms...CPU...LAN...MSN ...like she knows frickin everything and the rest of us are incapable of learning!
by Rosemary B November 22, 2006
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technology of the roads

A very stupid term used to describe something someone might say who has never seen a common road before. To them, it is very new "technology" even though to most people, roads are taken for granted often, and seen as just a normal part of day-to-day existence.
Person 1: what the hell is that strange thing? And what are those things moving on top of it?
Person 2: That's a road, and those are cars.
Person 1: What is this strange technology of the roads you speak of?
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technology orgasm

v. When one expierences an wordejaculation/word on meer sight of new and/or flashy and/or expensive items. Both males and females can expierence a technology orgasm.
When I saw that 72" Plasma HDTV, in the back of that H2 Limo, I had a technologyorgasm. No no.. Serously. I really wordcame/word in my trousers..

Also see:
wordHoly Fuck/word
wordtigolbitties/word
by Vomit God March 19, 2003
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technology illiterate

a way of describing some one who hates tech, and tech hates that person. these people usually end up breaking something or failing completely.
by i like you. weeee December 7, 2010
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Technology prolonged shit

When you stay on the toilet for about an hour or more after you actually shit because you brought your smartphone, 3DS, vibrator, etc.
Welp, it's poopin' time!

*grabs smartphone*

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*flush*

*walks out to post-apocalyptic Earth*

Aw man, another technology prolonged shit.
by FistBomb060 March 1, 2014
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Technology enthusiast

Look at that technology enthusiast. He must love Harry Potter and Doctor Who.
by Red Richard Cranium September 25, 2015
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Technology Services

Any advanced system through which human beings interact with electronic or mechanical devices.
An operating system on a computer acts as a Technology Service for a user to interact with programs and applications, as well as other computer systems.

An information technology professional provides Technology Services for common users to interface with their personal peripheral devices.
by Crailsledge September 13, 2009
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