Technochronic

A person who always keeps having strange unexplainable issues with their computers, smartphones and other devices etc., not because it is their fault or he/she is dumb. (not to be confused with technophobe)

There is always a (at least one) technochronic person in every company with whom the IT support just doesn't wanna deal with. You just cant find how to fix their IT issue which no one else is having.

by MindBlowing February 1, 2015

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Technorek

An english man, that is quite funny and nice. Problem is he’s not good with scout rifles or fusion rifles and he has literally NO weapons. None. He has a loud laugh and will laugh at all your jokes and his

PERCY-1417: « ok man I’ll use a scout to help you in IB »
Technorek: « you’re never gonna get any kills, scouts suck soooo bad »
*PERCY-1417 gets a triple down with scout, followed up by 4 sword kills*

by PERCY-1417 September 18, 2019

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Technocrapaphobia

The fear of using a restroom without having your smart phone available to use while sitting on the throne.

Husband: Hey, this coffee is kicking in and I gotta go take a dump. Give me my phone back please.

Wife: Wait a minute. I don’t have my phone and I need to finish this.

Husband: Come on! Don’t you know I suffer from technocrapaphobia!

by Lupine86 November 8, 2022

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