by teaserhongdior May 14, 2020
Get the teaser hongmug. When someone grabs a guys dick and starts jerking him off to pleasure him then when he isn’t expecting it they punch him in the nuts dropping him to the ground.
I’m still In pain from last light, I thought I was going to get lucky but she ended up giving me a squeezer teaser instead
by Fordman95 March 25, 2022
Get the Squeezer Teasermug. Person 1: "Becky just ordered a new bean teaser." Person 2: "Bean teaser?" Person 1: "A vibrator. You know, for teasing her bean."
by mask_it_or_casket July 2, 2020
Get the Bean teasermug. Sharty wasn't fuckin wit me til I gave her the ol' Screaming teaser... now the bitch won't leave me alone!
by Sweetbabyray October 14, 2017
Get the Screaming teasermug. by Howling Mad December 30, 2016
Get the beaver teasermug. to cover your nipple tastles in honey before dipping in sprinkles then duning them into a womans vagina before lighitng the end on candle to look like a firework as she squirts to put them out.
jj: ah my nipple tastles are out of control (carly is lining up a squirt as he screams hurry up)
carly: hold on baby
jj: QUICK (she squirts to put them out)
jj: whaat was the delay !!!!
carly: was giving you a tastle teaser
carly: hold on baby
jj: QUICK (she squirts to put them out)
jj: whaat was the delay !!!!
carly: was giving you a tastle teaser
by anal12345 June 12, 2012
Get the tastle teasermug. Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.
by womanizer February 29, 2004
Get the Muff Teasermug.