taffyfart

n. flatulence that closely trails the releaser and follows in a thin path like taffy. often associated with crop dusting but with a foul, lingering, aroma that will not dissipate and that holds its position.

Bob's taffyfart was so rank that the pathway from the printer to the coffee machine had to be avoided at all costs for several minutes.

My taffyfart follwed my every step around the office causing much grief for all in its wake.

by Donald Shimoda April 17, 2008

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taffy pull

a hand job at the state fair

bro just got a taffy pull in the portapotty bro!

by chefmike February 28, 2016

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Taff the Laff

You would use this if you're looking to get the party started or cheer up your friend.

"Dude you've got to come over and help taff the laff for Jimmy"

by Yoinking Scoob April 20, 2020

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Laffy Taffy Reach Around

When your hitting it from the back, and your balls reach around and give the clit a little love tap. Causing slight discomfort for the male specimen.

Mom... I'm sorry last night my balls kept giving you that Laffy Taffy Reach Around.

by YurthiPoo December 28, 2019

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Taff

More precisely - British slang for a resident of Cardiff and it's environs (from the River Taff which runs through it). Derived from the days when Cardiff was the busiest sea port in the world (due to coal exports) - "Taff" or "Taffy" was a reference to the workers on the docks.

I love my Taffy buddies.

by Dan Fox June 25, 2003

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Tayfun

Someone who almost never lies and is the most truthful person you will know.
He has a big heart and will always love and care for people.
He likes a bit of attention bit doesnt ask for it.. He expects to get it as he himself gives it away alot aswell.

Guy: hey tayfun can you lend me 50 dollars?
Tayfun: yea ofcourse dude *gives money*
Guy: ay thanks mate.. Ill be sure to give it back someday yea.
Tayfun: yea sure if you want to.. I dont necessarily need it

by Reindeer truth seeker41 March 8, 2017

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