Curious Tarzan

When a man's penis is poking out of his underwear and his partner performs oral sex on him with a mashed up banana in their mouth.

Bernie picked up some bananas at the grocery store last night so I could give him a Curious Tarzan.

by TheOriginalDoc April 23, 2015

Tarzan Boy

A 1985 song by the new wave band Baltimora, and their only real dancefloor-worthy song to this day.

A favorite of the Tourettes Guy.

No 80's playlist would be complete without Baltimora's "Tarzan Boy".

by Trey4Life December 7, 2009

dirty tarzan

When you pleasure yourself anally with a banana, and then eat the banana

Being horny and hungry, she decided on a dirty Tarzan before going to sleep

by AwesomeR1234 April 13, 2015

Angry Tarzan

a Sexual act performed in a tree. A man has doggy style sex with his woman while in a tree. Right before climax the man shoves a banana up the womans ass, then when she turns around to see WTF is going on he hits her in the head with a coconut.

Tarzan yell is optional, it kind of depends on your surroundings.

I was banging this fine ass stripper in a tree, she said she liked suprises, so I banged her and shoved a banana up her ass right before I came. When she turned around to see what the hell was going on, I hit her in the head with a coconut.
I suprised that bitch with an angry tarzan.

by Fat Bastid November 30, 2006

tarzan blasting

Tarzan blasting is when a man or women are hanging from trees whilst they are finger blasting each other whilst they are having sex.

man: do u wanna go tarzan blasting

women: YASSSS
man: alright lets find a tree then

by King Smurf November 13, 2018

tarzan slam

Alternate name for carbonated non-alcoholic beverage. Soft drink. Pop. Coke.

Down that tarzan slam and let's get outta here!

What kind of tarzan slam do you like? I like Pepsi.

by joe_cool_187 December 4, 2009

Tarzan Crabs

Pubic lice gifted by Satan with the awesome power of Tarzan's vine swinging abilities, usually seen hanging on the ends of a poor soul's pube, waiting to dive into the next patch of unexpecting ball fluff they come across.

Sex with Whores or Modern Female Musicians may result in Tarzan Crabs.

by SOMEONE GET A MOP! January 7, 2011