Ass Tampons

Groups of forum-dwelling sperglords who derive all pleasure in their existence from thinking that they have any effect on other members of said forum.

"Hey, look at all those 30+ year old members who are STILL on that forum. It's like they're so unhappy with their lives that they need to derive pleasure from an imagined sense of self worth! What ass tampons!"

by Jennie S sucks the cock March 5, 2013

tampoon

the kind that shoot! a tampon used as a harpoon gun or missile
directions: first remove from wrapper. remove tip of applicator with knife or scissors. hit the back with the force(or the palm of your hand) and send the vaginal raper flying!

sam: no, do not attack me with your tampoon!
sean: in your face eskimo!
sam: oh the horror!
sean:*insert mind fucking powers here* swoosh!
sean: i just tampooned me an eskimo!
Sean: mind fucking powers, sir!

by the diabolical snuggles(sean) April 13, 2009

Tampoon

A tampon, soaked in a strong liquor or for the non-drinking saints amongst us (who while sober are willing - Legends) caffeinated products and insert said tampoon into the anus. (Tampooning) This is best achieved using an applicator not made from card and preferably with some KY jelly. The result is alcohol entering the system and bypassing the liver, promoting your inebriated state.

1: Andy just tampooned last night!
2: I know, heard him screaming in pain the next day when he went for a dump
1: Dirt!

by beaverman May 29, 2010

chat tampons

started by chatleader Thiviya somelastname, chat tampons is the coolest chat in the world, but it's making us all fail. But its still really really cool! JUST LIKE THIVIYA WHO WON'T LET ME HAVE SEX WITH HER.

topics that come up a lot in 'chat tampons'-
sex
masturbating
sex
sex
PENIS
and- PENIS!!!
clay penises, too. and rubber ones.

by linda April 4, 2005

Tampons

a device that girls wear to keep their thongs getting filled wit internal juices (tasty!!)

Susy: Do you ever use tampons

Gina: No, I go all natural and bear it all, can't you see that stain

by I Love Katie and Hilary March 7, 2003

elephant tampons

The biggest size of tampon one can use. Generally it's somewhere between the roundness of a nickel and quarter.

Aww, why'd you buy those elphant tampons again?

Those elephant tampons hurt like bitch to pull out.

by valleyofcorpse February 1, 2008

tampooning

Tampooning is when you stick a tampon in someones vag to fish for blood clots

Man 1: i went tampooning the other day and caught a clot

by Poohdeb July 9, 2017