tally whacker

a PENIS, a penis used to whack

My god look...Gilded Tally Whackers.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

tallywacker

Long swingey thing hanging between the legs of a male (usuley)

"did you see that, he had his tallywacker hanging ouut there in broud daylight"

by JIM November 14, 2003

tallywacker

A bloke with an enormous penis which he is able to swing over his shoulder. See also see www.tallywacker.co.uk

Man, look at the tallywacker on him - im gonna go jump off a cliff

by Batman September 5, 2003

Tallywacker

A Penis

All me have a tallywacker

by Mrmetaknight875345 April 17, 2016

Tallywhackin'

Two or more men facing one another in a shower with flacid penises, shaking their hips in order to make contact with the other soft penis or penises. The process ends when all penis' are hard or any of the participants pass out from any other dudes' cuteness.

Yo dude, let's go get clean! Let's get some tallywhackin' done!

by J. Futtbuck and D. Peluso Inc. March 8, 2011

tallywacker

a freaking bad word to use when you really mean zipper.

ms. shoutz told us to make sure our tallywackers weren't showing.

by YouScreamLikeAGirl May 13, 2005

talliwacker

A talliwacker is that thing that men have where women would hsve their pussy. If u didnt know this already, you should be dragged out into the street by your talliwacker and be shot!

My talliwacker is my most important part: I luv my talliwacker!!!!!!

by The Black Adept January 22, 2004