Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.
Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.
LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.
LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.
by B. Lumbergh July 11, 2010
Get the take my talents to South Beach mug.A variant of Talia. Derived from Hebrew, it means morning dew.
A sweet girl who can make everybody laugh. Is always stunningly beautiful, no matter what she wears. Talea is very clever and intelligent, she works hard. She is usually somewhat quiet around those she does not know, but when she is with her friends, Talea is the life of the party. She has the ability to make anybody smile, simply by talking to them. All in all, a very wonderful girl.
A sweet girl who can make everybody laugh. Is always stunningly beautiful, no matter what she wears. Talea is very clever and intelligent, she works hard. She is usually somewhat quiet around those she does not know, but when she is with her friends, Talea is the life of the party. She has the ability to make anybody smile, simply by talking to them. All in all, a very wonderful girl.
by Azerothian October 4, 2013
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that person is like talen
by fujiwaterss April 23, 2022
Get the talen mug.Basically like netflix and chill but instead of smashing and watching Netflix you cuddle and watch VeggieTales.
Yo girl you wanna go Veggie Tales and Chill? We can just chill and get Lit and cuddle. We would watch Netflix but that’s boreing af.
by LittyDaddy July 27, 2018
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Duffer: "No, tell me; I can't get enough of those Tiger Tales."
Duffer: "No, tell me; I can't get enough of those Tiger Tales."
by Jayophonic December 12, 2009
Get the Tiger Tales mug.by A. Taylor September 10, 2006
Get the talent crush mug.The Tale of Genji was authored by a female courtier. The tale is about life in the Japanese medieval court.
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