German Tabletop

The act of eating a girls vagina out, then snorting a line of coke along her belly and between her titties.

Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021

tabletop

a women who has small boobs (flat)

1st person: dam shes a butter face (LOOK UP BUTTER FACE)
2st:hell nah she cant be becuz shes a tabletop

by abbyisnobuttaface January 14, 2008

n. tabletop

A perpetrator of Ultimate Sad Acts.
An Ultimate Sad Act or USA (yes, I note the satiric possibilities of this happy acronymic accident) qualifies as an insignificant sycophantic deed committed in the hope of endearing oneself to another person

"Kerry is being a true tabletop: she's thinking of buying a new kettle despite the fact that this one works perfectly well merely because Joe doesn't like the colour"

by satania April 11, 2005

Tabletop

Going Tabletop is when one person finds it too difficult to take a crap and so needs to perch on the seat to make it easier.

I ate so much food last night dude, when I went to the toilet I had to go tabletop the whole time.

by Smudgell August 29, 2016

tabletop influenza

To do a line of cocaine, and get a runny nose shortly afterwards.

Hey Tyrone I don't know why my nose is that runny.
Hey Johnny, have you got tabletop influenza?

by bmwtuner August 14, 2017

Tabletop Reach

The action of performing digital sex on someone over the table

Dude: my cousin ruined Thanksgiving by giving me a tabletop reach

by Chronic fall November 15, 2019

Tabletop

When you’re in middle school and have a crush but you still believe the opposite gender has cooties so instead of admitting your feelings for them you have 6 of your friends crouch behind them in a line near the edge of a hill and push them down. Your crush and her parents will now always remember you as the reason that kid needed stitches and therapy for the next 10 years.

I’m going to tabletop your girlfriend later.

by reallyrealdefinitiongenerator November 27, 2021