3 definitions by reallyrealdefinitiongenerator
When you’re in middle school and have a crush but you still believe the opposite gender has cooties so instead of admitting your feelings for them you have 6 of your friends crouch behind them in a line near the edge of a hill and push them down. Your crush and her parents will now always remember you as the reason that kid needed stitches and therapy for the next 10 years.
by reallyrealdefinitiongenerator November 28, 2021
It’s 6pm on a Saturday. Your mans is late to pick you up for the date that you are finally going on after a year and a half in the “talking” stage. You look out the window pondering life. You realize that he has arrived. As you are driving to the bar for your date Chad tells you that he thinks he may be interested in seeing Nicole after you two are done seeing one another. You’re mad…so mad. So you yell at the driver to pull it over. You get out of the car but you get back in. You and the driver get together then and there. You get married to the driver who is secretly Jeff Bezos.
Chad ends up in jail for laundering money. That is called flipping the table.
Chad ends up in jail for laundering money. That is called flipping the table.
by reallyrealdefinitiongenerator November 28, 2021
When you already committed to a college but you went to another college’s recruiting event for free chicken tenders and t shirts so your friend calls you a cheater as a joke, but your math teacher thinks that the two of you are dating so he starts yelling at you in front of the class about how bad cheating is. The teacher goes on a twenty minute rant about his ex and how they were cheated on and how it broke their heart. The teacher looks at you dead in the eyes and says “once a cheater always a cheater”. Meanwhile you’re trying to control your shaking shoulders and tears as you are literally about to burst from holding in your laughter for the last 20 minutes.
by reallyrealdefinitiongenerator November 28, 2021