A light or lazy version of masturbation, where one is not intending to finish the job. Mindless manipulation of the genitals while being preoccupied with other non-sexual tasks, often not even resulting in arousal.
Bill: "What are you doing, bro?"
Steve: "Not much, dude. Just watching the game and twiffling my junk."
Steve: "Not much, dude. Just watching the game and twiffling my junk."
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(pronunciation: feys-twit)
1. Someone addicted to social networking media such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.
2. Someone who uses social networking sites predominately for communication and expects everyone else to do likewise.
3. A person who blogs inanely and incessantly about every facet of their daily life.
(pronunciation: feys-twit)
1. Someone addicted to social networking media such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.
2. Someone who uses social networking sites predominately for communication and expects everyone else to do likewise.
3. A person who blogs inanely and incessantly about every facet of their daily life.
1. Joe is a face-twit for getting fired from her job because she kept surfing Twitter posts during work hours.
2. Simon and Mary behaved like face-twits when they announced their wedding engagement via Facebook and seemed put out to have to tell me in person.
3. When Anne posted what she had for dinner on Facebook, Bob commented "You're a total face-twit."
2. Simon and Mary behaved like face-twits when they announced their wedding engagement via Facebook and seemed put out to have to tell me in person.
3. When Anne posted what she had for dinner on Facebook, Bob commented "You're a total face-twit."
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Topics of discussion include Edward's alleged abusiveness, Meyer's controversial use of the word "chagrin," comparisons with other Vampire mythos, and alleged Mormon apologetics contained in the series.
Topics of discussion include Edward's alleged abusiveness, Meyer's controversial use of the word "chagrin," comparisons with other Vampire mythos, and alleged Mormon apologetics contained in the series.
*door slams*
Barry: Where's Jen going?
Dave: She and Matt got into a Twifight and she got all pissy and left. She said she's waiting for her Edward.
*Matt runs past*
Matt: Wait baby, I've got a pair of wax fangs....please come back!
Barry: Where's Jen going?
Dave: She and Matt got into a Twifight and she got all pissy and left. She said she's waiting for her Edward.
*Matt runs past*
Matt: Wait baby, I've got a pair of wax fangs....please come back!
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"get back to the twatfarm" - meaning, you are clearly not human, just a twatfarm escapee, please do us all a favour and return to your own kind and save me from your babbling nuisance.
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Denise and Wendy gave me a double titfuck last night!
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