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Twatter

-A user of twitter because twitter is strictly for twats that complain about everything life has to offer.

- Anyone that takes twitter seriously.

- Also could be a future reference to a twitter type porn.
- Hector123: @Preston I totally love going out and tweeting about last night!

- Preston: @Hector123 lol i know you twatter! #TonightsYourNightMan
by mizz_khalifa@twitter.com October 24, 2011
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A woman or girl that uses a sexy profile pic to attract random social networking followers or friends in order to boost her sense of self worth.
Some random twatter just followed me. The pic of her in a bikini is hot, but there ain't no follow back girl.
by DaReal McCoy October 21, 2012
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It's just like twitter but for cunts!!
Person A: I was going to set up
A twitter account.
Person B: Nah mate you should set up a twatter account.

Person A: Why would I do that?
Person B: Well you a massive cunt that's why!!
by Motherchuckler September 24, 2014
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Noun: A completely unexplainable occurrence, with absolutely no context other than being completely random; usually to the amusement and surprise of the observer(s) or 'twattee(s)'.
Example 1
*Derek is waiting in a queue for food and the till starts making ambulance siren noises without anyone touching it*
Derek: "Now that's a twatter!"

Example 2
*A couple of friends are watching a bystander*
Friend 1: "That man's throwing bagels at the seagulls again."
Friend 2: "That's a bit of a twatter."
by Clunge101 December 7, 2016
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To send a tweet before you've actually thought it through
P O T U S; a twatter a day keeps the media at bay
by henry case July 27, 2017
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When someone is a twat but they are bigger than a twat, an ultra mega supersonic cunt twat

This is often used when playing dead by daylight and the killer won't leave you alone and tunnels you
Go away you Twatter!
by Jabboa November 14, 2018
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somthing that idiots that think theyre reallly coool when theyr actully total idiots
twatter is like the best thing every invented
by nobodylikesuahole April 28, 2019
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