TSIF

Bedroom tip on how to get some pussy.

TSIF- Tickle, Suck, Instantly Fuck

Tickle the bitch til her clothes come off.
Suck on each titty and that clitty.

and before you know it you’ll be...
Instantly Fucking.

Damn yo, I took that booch home last night and she wasn’t havin’ it. But I remembered TSIF, and it was lights out!

by PDXseasonedVET October 7, 2020

TSIF

Acronym for "That shit is fucked."

Bro 1: Dude my gf just told me she got knocked up by my brother.

Bro 2: TSIF man I'm sorry

by BL0M January 27, 2021

TIFU

This is f*cked up.

Not getting our bonus pay this year … TIFU.

by Wordsmithie1953 January 15, 2022

trifukta

A group of three or more insanely abnoxious people who are just giant ass holes.

Pop bands are trifuktas.

by doiknowyou April 29, 2005

Trifuckta

/tri-Fuk-ta/, Noun
1. Having sex with three women in the same day.
2. Having sex with a different woman every day for
three consecutive days. (simp definition)

Billy told me he pulled a trifuckta yesterday.

No way, that simp game motherfucker couldn’t get laid in a Tijuana hor house.

He said he hit Sarah after breakfast, poked Ali around lunchtime, and boinked Kelly when he left the club.

by Crazy Uncle B August 15, 2007

TISFUS

This Is Some Fucked Up Shit. Anything deemed disgusting or downright disturbing.

Steve- Hey bro...let's check out one of those "donkey shows"

Jim- Dude...isn't that kinda weird?

Steve- Nah man, it'll be awesome.


30 Minutes later.


Steve- Isn't this great?!

Jim- I think i'm gonna be sick...TISFUS bro.

by Smithc2009 January 9, 2009

TSIF

An abbreviation meaning "This Semen Is Fancy"

"Wow! TSIF!"

by MilfLuvur42069 December 13, 2020