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This Shit is Fucked Up

A modern office space style take on the military versions of SNAFU, FUBAR and TARFUN. Created by some dudes in a small cubicle complaining about how bad management had screwed something up (yet again).
Rob: I hear they are doubling the quota and reducing the commission rate starting in January.

Brett: TSIFU, I better quit now before I owe them money
TSIFU by SoCal or bust March 20, 2008
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that snail is fast
WOAHHH TSIFFF
TSIF by prevailthebride January 5, 2021
Related Words
TSIFU • TSIF • trifuckta • TiFu • tsfu • Trifun • Tiifu • Tisfu • Trifuck • trifuckda
Taifur Islam Likhon is a person who thinks a girl in 10th grade is "Universityr Aunty" ("Aunty of an university") and "Bura beti" ("Old woman")
Tamimplayz: wanna request daddy Kim to nuke Bangladesh?
Tamimplayz: I called him and he hung up saying some ching cheng hanji shit 💀
Taifur: ching cheng hanji means I ain't nuking that already destroyed country
Taifur by Tamimplayz April 18, 2023
That snail is fast
WOAH TSIF
TSIF by ExpiredJuulPod September 21, 2020

BE-YOU-TIFUL 

Play on word that means that you're beautiful when you decide to be yourself.
be-YOU-tiful (pun)
BE-YOU-TIFUL by Tortuela June 21, 2013
Acronym for "Today I fucked-up"
Today on reddit I read the funniest story in the TIFU category.
TIFU by Kittysnape January 14, 2013
That Snail Is Fast

Reference to the popular animated movie turbo, where a snail is sucked in to a car engine where he gets powers of super speed and uses them to win against some guy that likes to run over snails with his car.
“WOAH!”
“TSIF!”
“WHAT?”
“ARE YOU SEEING THIS!?”
TSIF by Bxrlinn December 3, 2020
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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