2 definitions by BL0M

TSIF

Acronym for "That shit is fucked."

Bro 1: Dude my gf just told me she got knocked up by my brother.

Bro 2: TSIF man I'm sorry

by BL0M January 28, 2021

Cap

Slang term for "lie" or "joke*
Bullshit, or "I don't believe it" or "no way" = cap

Like "no joke" as in "I'm not lying" as in "for real I'm serious" = no cap

Bullshit bro, you're lying, I call cap.
OR
In my opinion dude, that song was lit, no cap!

by BL0M June 15, 2021