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fall on the tsar

When you want to make a fall on the grenade but the grenade turns out to be bigger than you expected!

Derived from the tsar bomba which was the most powerful nuclear bomb ever detonated.
Dude1: Dude! Last night I had to take one for the team and sacrifice myself by fucking the fat chick. But she was such a fatty that I thought I am not gonna survive this night!

Dude2: It's ok buddy. Somebody had to fall on the grenade.

Dude1: It was not just a grenade! It was a nuclear bomb!

Dude2: So it was a fall on the tsar i guess.

Dude1: Definitely.
by blackman1987 July 4, 2011
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Tarp

A female with a penis. She lures you in for sex, but little does the unsuspecting guy know her package is bigger :p

commonly found at www.4chan.org as a purposeful mispelling of "Trap"
(girl undresses)
(Guy)"OMG!! IT'S A TARP!!"
(guy cuts himself)
by DanaF July 30, 2008
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Tarpitt

Red-Bull Wine in a red bull can. Preferably Charles Shaw's vintage Pinot Grig. However, if desperate you can use a red wine.
Raw: Hey man, want a mondo tarpitt.
Box: Yeah, I'm not a poser.
Raw: Cool.
by rawdog September 29, 2012
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Tsarpalos

It derives from the Greek noun Τσάπα/Tsapa/Chapa which is a farming tool and from the Greek as well verb Αρπάζω/Arpazo which means "stealing sth"
Tsarpalos refers to a pathetic soccer player who can only take the ball from his opponents because he hits terribly their legs.

It also means "loser"
What the fuck?I Didn't expect he was such a tsarpalos
Johnson took the ball but he barely killed Anderson,for God's sake ..
I know the referee is probably blind.I Can't figure out any other reasonable explanation
by BaFak July 11, 2009
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Tsar Bomba

"Tsar Bomba; slang term, derived from Russian; "Supreme Bomb" In the 1950s the Soviet Union (Communist Russia) detonated the largest thermonuclear fusion explosion of that or any time, 50 megatons = 50 million tons of TNT (250 x Hiroshima/Nagasaki)

A maximum superlative, refers to a major feat, revelation or devastating point or refutation. That which cannot be equaled nor exceeded.
Basketball players chest bump, up by 30 points, after slam dunk, shout 'TSAR BOMBA!" or,

One friend says to another responding to a profound statement, "Tsar Bomba. Seriously"!

A beach beauty like Jessica Simpson walks by admiring males, who all stare and whisper, "Tsar Bomba".
by Dave Sohagi December 12, 2010
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tarp twerp

An elite clique of non-prats.
My fellow tarp twerps and I enjoyed our night of dissing Emma Watson.
by Mer October 17, 2003
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tarp sack

When your nutsack is just "all over the place" causing a very uncomfortable situation.
Damn, it's so humid out today, Mat. I've got tarp sack like nobody's business!
by TCB All Day November 15, 2010
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