trust funder

Someone that has never had to work for their income.

Don't vote for Dubya, he ain't nuttin but a cocky trust-funder with a family name.

by dnafe September 1, 2003

trust funds

Sarcastic term for da sizeable wad of cash dat a lying chat-contact from Ghana or Nigeria asked you to send to him/her, supposedly in order to give said foreigner confidence dat you're "for real" prior to his traveling overseas to meet you in person. Doubly a bad idea for you to actually comply with, of course, since (A) this OTHER person should conceivably be da one to prove to YOU dat he/she is legit, since presumably you will likely be da one who will be paying for most of da person's expenses if he/she comes to see you, and (B) most likely said conniving moocher is merely trying to con money out of you, and in reality has no actual intention of ever making any travel-plans to hang out with you.

Every hot-bodied chick I meet online seems to want me to send them trust funds!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

thrust fund

An escrow account set up to ensure dat your male descendants will have da funds necessary to bribe hot chicks to spread their legs for said hot-in-da-crotch studs whenever said love-tunnel access is desired.

Setting up a thrust fund for your shlong-possessing offspring is all well and good, but what about if said horny trouser-snake-equipped individuals get their paid-to-submit females preggo?! You might wanna either specify dat your eager-to-copulate beneficiaries always wear condoms --- or only "do it" with gals who cannot ovulate--- or else also set up a family-expenses fund so dat any "love babies" will be properly cared for.

by QuacksO December 4, 2022

Thrust Fund Recipient

A young attractive female who has no, or little, visible means of support, living a wealthy lifestyle through the generosity of a wealthy man. Sometimes the gifting from the man is through make work, such as handling one high dollar real estate deal so that the thrust fund recipient can live off of the commission for a long period of time.

She sells one $20M piece of real estate every year for a commission of nearly 800k - She's a thrust fund recipient.

by Wrangler of Skanks March 12, 2025

Trustfundia

A term used to describe poor metropolitan neighborhoods that have undergone gentrification, thus turning them into "artsy", "hipster" neighborhoods for the younger generation to move into, causing increasing financial inflation.

Now that they've opened a few coffee houses in this neighborhood, its become a real Trustfundia.

by Ami Elizabeth Colon April 9, 2008

trustafundian

a rich kid trust fund baby that takes on the bohemian lifestyle & leaves his posh lifestyle behind.

known to flock great metropolitan areas, and wear their hair in dreadlocks. they are always white, and are apt to identify as a rasta.

you know, that kid with the dreads? the trustafundian??

i love how he pretends that he is poor. meanwhile his parents send him checks to live better than us all!

by sheena August 16, 2004

trustfundia

a style of music, if not life, quite popular in williamsburg, brooklyn. it is characterized by going to expensive liberal arts colleges (eg Wesleyan) and then starting an eccentric band in nyc.

perhaps it was founded by the strokes, or sean lennon. who can say now?

did you hear about the trustfundia fest this weekend? vampire weekend is playing. i wish i could go, but i'm too poor and went to a state school, so they wont let me in. oof.

by peace and love douuchee April 6, 2008