stotally toned

1. The wavelength of your groove, adjusts to a lower end of the spectrum.

2. The state of mind of a stoned person in which he or she cannot consume any more marijuana.

Dude, I'm stotally toned.

by -Shadow- July 19, 2005

Heads or tails a tossed coin

The saying "Heads or tails a tossed coin." Is a metaphor for the uncertainties that will come with life.

"Heads or tails a tossed coin, a metaphor for the uncertainties of life, of course a wise player, always cheats."

by Wearing a chicken mask July 27, 2021

Toledo Tophat

The act of taking a dump in the hat of someone you don't like. Peferably done when they aren't looking and in a hat that will hold onto the contents until the person dumps it on their head.

Jonathan thinks he's such a badass, but he's getting a Toledo Tophat when he puts on his baseball cap.

by The Viceroy October 4, 2005

Toledo Torpedo

Moving one's bowels under water while in a bath, hot tub, or pool on another person.

I was making out in a pool, and as I dove under water She gave me a Toledo Torpedo.

by DJ Rawdawg May 1, 2006

Toledo cunt transfer

The act of transferring a miserable, lazy, incompetent cunt from Toledo to another branch to wreak havoc there instead. Inevitably, the Toledo cunt lives like an office nomad as she will never be accepted by the other classier, respectable women in the office; hence perpetuating the Toledo cunt transfer cycle.

Another variation known as "Toledo cunt swap" is when there are multiple cunts from Toledo creating skank whore problems in multiple branches. In vain hope of solving the problem, instead of simply firing these hostile cunts, they simply swap them out to see if they can hack it at the opposite branch. This will also cycle in perpetuity because you can't just fire someone for being a cunt from Toledo.

Woman: "Jesus! Is that cunt really taking another cigarette break?"
Woman #2: "Yeah, but don't sweat it- word is- it's the old Toledo cunt transfer for her ass next week anyway."

by HeroHandy May 4, 2019

Tonedeaf

One who cannot distingish whether his or hers singing sucks

Ruben Studdard

by Splintercell December 6, 2003

tposedino

TPoseDino, A Minecraft player who changes her username alot. She usally has a short temper . Shes has a obsession with Dinosaurs, Aliens also known as a Xenomorph and Pokemon. She has discord and is a mod at a discord server called RoyalRobbers.

"TPoseDino stole our diamonds!"

by kewldinogirl October 18, 2018