I just pied in your arms tonight

To disrespect someone while they are holding you.

I just pied in your arms tonight, it must have been something you said.

by Islands in the Kitchen October 3, 2020

Mac Tonight

A mascot for McDonald's from the 1980s who has a moon for a goddamn head.
Later turned into the racist Moonman meme.

Remember those obscure Mcdonald's Mac Tonight ads from the '80s?

by PepsiManiac May 12, 2019

i had pasta tonight

whoever said this in the (tiktok) video is feeling depressed, anxious or experiencing suicidal thoughts.

*during a tiktok*

SARAH: i had pasta tonight

*sad music playing in the background*

by ookiecookiebum June 29, 2020

Toni Tonight

the coolest minecraft animator alive

person 1:"do you watch toni tonigh-"
person 2: " i have devoted my life to her"

toni tonight: cool and big and old

by 10Pointless November 17, 2020

Cole I’m Not Driving Tonight

It means that cole is a stupid cunt and that i can’t drive tonight

Yeah fuck you cole i’m not driving tonight

by sajdfkl jalskdjf klasdf July 22, 2020

the moon is small tonight

What to say when you're hitting on someone casually.

Peter: "The moon is small tonight." *leans in for kiss*

by Catherine E. :D April 14, 2008

the lion sleeps tonight

national anthem of non pg kids

the lion sleeps tonight...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh a wim bom bom ba wei

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh my hand up your....

by blobbfish February 26, 2019