toe jam football

to sit while picking funk from under your toenails or even in between them (come`s from after a long day on you feet)you produce this SHIT into a ball, Then uou try to fling it like a booger towards someone in the room you are in...... Also see uncle tom

Dude! I scored on them twice last nite!They didnt even know iI was playing TOE JAM FOOTBALL!

by onenut April 29, 2003

camel toe jam

the sticky old bits and pieces at the end of a womens period and stinks like an old rusty coin.

oh dear i've got camel toe jam again...

by Goldos February 23, 2008

toe jam

the tiny treats that accumulate between the toes of attractive female feet

"I enjoy eating the tasty toe jam I find between DragonLily's toes at the end of the day."

by IEatCuteFeet December 31, 2003

tojam

Tojam is the coolest person you will ever meet he is fit a great sport and is pretty strong. he has alot of brains andd friends which obviously indicates to how freshh he is.he has about 90 admirers.

Did you see that dude tojam he is my favorite person

by Dat god July 13, 2017

Toe Jam

Toe Jam (verb)- to deeply disturb an unspecting sleeping or awake victim by spearing them in the anus with your big toe.

Note* When toe jamming against denim extra effort will be needed.

1. "Susan you just need to go over there and toe jam him, he's such a jerk."

2. "Man, last i met girl last night she was so drunk she asked me to toe jam her."

by Drunk Monkey4305 March 23, 2010

toejamm

The act of inserting your toe into a females vagina in place of your penis

ALWAYS USE PROTECTION you dont want herpes om your toes :D

John: dude I heard you hooked up with Molly last night

Tyler: yeah dude I totally toejammed the shit out of her

John: high five dude :D

Tyler: veryyyynice :D:DD:D:D:D :O

by jbtm August 7, 2009

Las Vegas Toe Jam

When a toilet doesn't flush but people keep shitting on top of the week old shit and no one calls the plumber.

Kelsey, you've got some las vegas toe jam going on in your bathroom... better clean that up real fast.

by Brenda Peaches May 4, 2009