tuba lips

Extended meat flaps on a large woman. Particularly useful in describing a queefing woman.

Too much queefing had led to Mary's developing tuba lips.

by TGHWPM May 22, 2014

Skin Tuba

slang for penis, like skin flute, but people with big dicks play the skin tuba, not to be confused with skin trombone

Ronny has a big dick but he cant get any chicks so every night he plays the skin tuba

by fry1077 March 30, 2011

pet the tuba

when one rubs the taint towards the anus. This happens usually once or twice during every solstice.

While on vacation in Prague, Ralph let the little gypsy boy pet the tuba.

by Narwhal563 April 22, 2008

Tuba Bombing

The act of engulfing a persons head in the bell of a tuba and playing a loud obnoxious note causing the victim become temporarily disoriented and bang there head on the inside of the tuba.

I got bob back for taking my pencil the other day, i totally used the art of tuba bombing, you should see the bruise he has on his head :)

by Anomaly of the Pheonix October 5, 2011

tuba stunt

The art of sexual intercourse that involves the man with a strong back and haunches and a robust woman of questionable nature.

To perform the move the man must hold his hearty woman upside down as if performing a tombstone piledriver made popular by The Undertaker of wrestling fame, holding her as if a tuba.

From there the woman peforms fellatio on the man as he proceeds to blow into the woman's vagina to the tune of Gary Glitter's "Rock and Roll Part II" while marching around the room as if performing at halftime of the local football game.

Note: The move can be done between two men, but then it just gets weird.

Dale and Donna were tuba stunting all weekend at the Holiday Inn, now Dale's back is sore as hell.

by Wormy LaRue July 29, 2009

Tumbado

Tumbado is a word to describe the modern Hispanic-American culture to describe looking cool, music, fashion, and trucks (literal translation means lying down or knocked over, that is in reference to trucks that are lowered and look cool). First popularized by Natanael Cano and Junior H in late 2018 early 2019. Used to describe Trap Corridos or Corridos Tumbados.

Ese nuevo corrido de Peso Pluma esta bien Tumbado.

Are you going to the truck meet de trokas Tumbadas?

Yo that new fit looks tumbado!

by Francisco Muñoz June 8, 2023

Tubaninja

A person (typically male) that loves pizza, but is destined to combat the Mormon Tabernacle Choir and kidnap everyone in sight.

Typically resides in his/her house with a basement that descends into the seven stages of hell.

Oh no, I think Tubaninja's coming with chloroform!

by NumbNickle August 21, 2016