tit

Something I really should hope never to be used singularly.

Girl: Like my tit?
Boy: =/

by Guy123 July 31, 2006

tits

If I had tits, I'd play with them all day. I wouldn't leave the house, I wouldn't shower, I wouldn't eat (unless not eating made my tits smaller, then I'd eat a bunch of fatty foods).

Dude, it stinks in here. Open a window. There are dishes full of half eaten lasagna all over the place. Have you been outside all week? Oh, dude, don't do that! Seriously, stop that! At least wait till I leave to play with your tits. Listen, people are starting to worry about you. You really need help.

by Dude Who Desires a Bountiful Pair September 3, 2006

Tits

Breasts!

'Nice tits love'

by mm July 23, 2002

Tits

Lovely little birds.

Hey Grandma! I know you let me look at your tits enough today, but I just love watching them move around. So let me see the tits some more!

by homer definitions June 12, 2018

Tits

Ugly or Beutiful
Firm Or Saggy
Big or Flat
It's what most men want...

Guy#1 Man I want some tits!
Guy#2 Same Here!

by [e-mail] March 23, 2008

tits

Tits is a slang term for breasts

That woman has some big tits

by Abimanyu January 1, 2008

Tits

The external source of a woman's internal sexual power.

"Dude, you've got to stop staring at those tits!"

by Steviepr September 2, 2009