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Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions

When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times
If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!
by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016
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Stunt on these hoes

To flex; show off. Look up the 90s term "Flossin"..."Stunt on these hoes" could be "Flossin these hoes", which is a line in a Biggy song. Basically an updated version of this.
Watch dis imma stunt on these hoes! Dis bih ain't wearin no drawz! Call da Hilton fa dat prezidential suite...12 bottles a Cris.
by Opie-Loc November 24, 2021
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Urban Thesaurus

a book synonymous with making you sound cooler instead of just smarter.
Sven wanted to talk like the cool kids so all he wished & dreamed for was an Urban Thesaurus to aid him in replacing his square terminology with the right type of jargon. Sven would use an Urban Thesaurus to learn to say pimpin' instead of "swell" or WTF?! instead of "jeepers." Sadly, Sven died a virgin because an Urban Thesaurus doesn't F*ing exist.
by Super Sal September 23, 2009
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kids these days

A set rhetorical form of great antiquity in which the speaker or writer deplores the unusual and previously unheard-of deficiencies of the present young in morals, manners, taste, dress, intellectual achievement, awareness, energy, self-discipline, appearance, etc. etc. etc. Often applied ironically. Sometimes expanded to 'people these days'.
'I see where Will has another "kids these days" column out. He never seems to tire of telling us how we're going to the dogs.'
by anarcissie October 29, 2011
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Expression of resignation to the profound suckness of life.
Dad got canned the day before his pension would've kicked in. I tell ya, the shit you get for crap these days.
by Scorite June 17, 2006
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I don't know why I have these goggles

A phrase uttered by those who have given up on life after realizing their existence is meaningless, futile, and possibly fraudulent. Etymology: Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Dumber Dolls"
Happy Time Harry: Hey, wiggle jiggle, why you jiggle so much? Is it because he know deep inside you're a fraud? ... What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!

Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...
by Cephiroth May 15, 2010
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Thesaurused

To use the thesaurus for every second word in order to make yourself sound smarter or to take up space and make an essay longer.

Teachers see past it very quickly if you are a dumbfuck and can't tell him what half the words in your essay mean, when questioned.
"I thesaurused this essay to death"

"I walked slowly down the street to school" becomes "I sauntered languorously down the boulevard to the establishment of education" (this is overly thesaurused)
by Hayat Neralcm November 18, 2005
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