Theoretical Deistology

Theoretical Deistology is the area of deistology responsible for the theoretical studies of deistology, such as the nature of extraphysical beings, like gods and spiritual beings, theoretical development of technodeism and of technologies to search for extraphysical beings and the creation of hypothesis related to extraphysical beings.

"Theoretical deistology the most mindblowing area of theoretical studies, even more than the ones related to multiverses, omniverse/omnidimension, string theory, search for extraterrestrial life and extraphysics as a whole."

by Full Monteirism March 6, 2021

theoreticals

Something that you theoretically knows about from A to Z that you can even be quizzed about that (and can even teach children from parents other than yours about), but you're simply unable to practically apply it in real life, e.g. how to get more screen time from parents

I can explain the entire process of negotiating for more screen time to any kid, but when it comes to actually applying it with my parents, I'm just stuck in the realm of theoreticals!

by Emotional Cruiser October 1, 2025

Theoretical Spy

laggy spy main
also my dad

ay its theoretical spy, he gay af lmao

by insomniatf2brazil January 10, 2019

The person I would theoretically report it to

Already knew and her response to being told that they were fucking was "That's none of your business." But you wouldn't be saying that of the genders were swapped and the behavior of the higher-ups I would tell would indicate that THEY already knew. There was no one for me to tell, the people I would tell had it out for me, and I was fired for not doing it sooner.

Hym "The person I would theoretically report it to already knew. And this was not a business decision is was and is a publication made. I'm publishing papers. You are stealing it because is it better than anything you could manage to generate with your mentally retarded mind and for no other reason. THE ONLY BUSINESS DECISION BEING MADE HERE... Is the one to STEAL FROM ME! Those are the 2 decisions being made. One to steal from me and the other to allow it. If I can't get to one of you I CAN get to the other."

by Hym Iam September 24, 2025

Theoretical Thottery

When someone is very promiscuous in theory, but not in practice. They share posts frequently on social media about being freaky, sucking dick and not being able to keep track of all their sexual conquests, but do not engage in any sexual activity in real life.

"Megan's sure been sharing a lot of posts recently about raw-dogging. Did something happen that I missed?"
"Nah, it's just theoretical thottery."

by falsetokaiba August 23, 2020

theoretical

the thing your girlfriend is

1: did you hear about robert's new girlfriend?

2: you mean his theoretical girlfriend

by ferrousfermion August 27, 2025

theoretical baller

A footballer who is better in theory, compared to how they perform in reality

I don't want Pedro Neto at Arsenal, he's such a theoretical baller!

by ct18397 November 15, 2022