mummy battle

When two old people have sex. From Starz' Party Down.

I was eight years old. I got sick, I went back to my hotel. Walked in on my grandparents, they didn't notice. They just kept... with their mouths... and their hands. It's like watching a... mummy battle.

by mantion May 26, 2010

blood mummy

Used tampon or pad that has been wrapped in toilet paper and thrown in the trash.

Carol must be on the rag, she just buried another blood mummy in the bathroom trashcan!

by Clamhammer July 25, 2012

cock mummy

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

by HBT September 13, 2003

Toilet Mummy

When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.

"I was going to use that stall to drop a deuce, but somebody left it looking like a toilet mummy."

by naterooni August 18, 2008

Mummy Shit

After taking a painful shit you end up walking like a mummy and/or zombie in order to not upset your asshole.

Wife: Are you okay dear?

Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!

Wife: Pig.

by AzzaCadabra October 30, 2010

Cheese mummies

When you jizz in your mouth

-Dude I was jerking off earlier and I hit the Cheese Mummies!
-Oh damn dude how did it taste?

by Smau November 24, 2017

Sticky mummy

When you wrap a fruit roll up on a man's penis and suck it off during oral sex.

I gave him a sticky mummy before he went into my tomb last night

by Happystream November 23, 2019