Terpees

Herpes acquired from a Tinder date.

Rob it was the best date ever and things happened super fast. But a month later I look down and my pee bird is covered in terpees. Stupid Tinder hoes.

by Rex Holes November 30, 2014

Teresa Teng

(Chinese: 鄧麗君) A taiwanese pop singer who died as a result of a severe asthma attack in 1995. Undoubtedly the best-selling and most influential C-Pop singer of all time, Ms Teng's songs all reached classic status within her lifetime. Her songs are instantly recognisable in Taiwan, Hong-Kong, Macau, China, Japan, Singapore, Indonesia, Thailand, Malaysia and cities in North-America and Australia with large Chinese-speaking communities such as Los Angeles, Sydney, Brisbane and Vancouver. Teng is quite possibly the best known popular singer in the history of the world and is regarded by many to be the best.

Holy fuck she sings so well lah sounds almost like Teresa Teng.

by AJNPrior March 14, 2009

Terms and Conditions

That thing that almost every website has that nobody ever reads, but then agree to it anyway.

Dean: "Hey man, did you read the terms and conditions before you agreed to them?"
John: "What? Are you cray? Fuck no."

by ashy123456 May 18, 2014

Teresa May

A feckless non-entity put into a leadership role because leading the UK through a controversial period is political suicide. Too clueless to come up with a plan, too dimwitted to realise she is selling the entire nation out, too gutless to admit she should not have been allowed near a position of responsibility.

Teresa May is a waste of carbon.

by Void Schism March 10, 2017

Teressa

Sexy girl and will always finish a guy no matter what. Shes savage as fuck, especially at school. And at home she is an awesome girlfriend shes actually sweet and super nice if you get to know her. She can be moody at times but she is super cute she has a nice ass and shes so fresh fresher than Ferbreez.

Look at that girl she such a Teressa.

by sexypersonuwoulddiefor December 16, 2016

Teresa Smith-Brooks

A realtor who loves hanging with her gals 🤪 (Except for Karen obvi) Momma of Jimmy Jeb LOL!!! (Laugh out Loud) Lover of all things cat themed, the color yellow, and lover of The Real Housewives of Atlanta! LOLLLLL 🤪 #JimmyJeb2024 #StayQuirky #LiveLaughLove

OMG! Do you see that realtor! I think that's Teresa Smith-Brooks! She's great!!! LOLLLLL

by TSB_101 May 23, 2021

Teresa

If you ever meet a girl named Teresa, marry her immediately. She will be the love of your life. Teresa is perfect.

I think I like Teresa

by LocalBedwarsCarry June 29, 2021