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tarted up

1. - adj. - wearing an excessive amount of make up, a minimal amount of clothing; ostensibly for the purpose of luring a partner into the act of sexual intercourse. Usually reserved for females, but not as a rule.
"Let's skip the clubs tonight...I can't deal with that much tarted up jailbait."
by Tom Cerveaux January 26, 2010
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e-tarded

The is the side effects the day after taking exctacy. Much like a hang over. You can't fully function. You may drop or forget thing you normally wouldn't.
Person 1: Eh did you go to Molly's party last night?

Person 2: Yea. I thizzed so hard! Man I was rollin balls. I'm "e-tarded" today.
by VelvNigga. November 17, 2009
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Tarren

Tarren is a loving, caring, and down to earth type of guy. No matter what he would want the best for you. He is usually kind of quiet but has a big heart for the ones he especially loves. If you encounter a Tarren know that was the best decision of your life. He also has a big .....
Girl1: Big feet means big ....
Girl 2:Oh wait Tarren!
by XxKnowdavibesxX November 4, 2019
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Tarrydise

The act of jumping up and pulling someone to the floor face first, thus knocking them out.
Tim: "My wife has been cheating on me"
Jonny: "Send the bitch to Tarrydise"
by Tarrynator July 7, 2010
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tarded

My girlfriend is tarded
by Anonymous Coward 7 million December 17, 2008
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Tarrence

One of kind person, very rare to meet a Tarrence that spells it this way. They’re so funny and a light in your life. They’re great listeners and usually very mild mannered people. Nerdy and confident, and though he is super annoying you cant help but fall in love with him and his personality.
Tarrence is such a great person to be around I’m glad me and him became friends.
by Bydagods28 April 9, 2023
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t-tarded

adj. the inability to use t9 (predictive text). t9 was designed to make typing text messages easier; however, the user must be smarter than the phone for feature to work properly. t-tardedness is enhanced with alcohol consumption.
"dude - do you ever read your nonsense texts before pressing the send button? you're totally t-tarded!"
by Irish Goddess October 18, 2008
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