duct taping

to put down strips of duct tape (sticky-side up) on a busy street where cars run from 20-30 mph so when caught under the wheel of a car, the sound of the duct tape beating against the street sounds like a flat tire.

"Hide in the bushes! We just finished duct taping the chick in the red volvo and I think she's pissed"

by Madison and Jeanna August 6, 2006

tarding

The act of being retarded.

Ex: Josh was so tarding over bob
Ex: Billy was tarding so bad, we left him at the mall.

by Lekana October 1, 2005

cow tapping

The act of having intercourse with woman who weighs more than 300 lbs. Commonly cow tapper's travel from bar to bar, and pray on unsuspecting drunken fat hoes. It is generally frowned upon in today society, but as the saying goes, "fat bitches need lovin too"

John went to the bar and found plenty of livestock for his cow tapping to begin.

by F L November 3, 2006

duct-taping

Term used to describe how people in the streets utilize duct tape to wrap excess amounts of ammunition.

I'm in your mama crib waiting, duct-taping

by $ward May 22, 2008

Tapping some sweet maple

Getting it on with a red-haired Canadian.

It's been a long cold spring, but I finally got down to tapping some sweet maple down at the cabane à sucre. Her name was Véronique, I think.

by The Tories April 17, 2011

tarding out

The action of an electronic device which does not function for an extended amount of time or frequently for short periods of time. This is usually associated with computers and cellphones.

Sorry I couldn't answer back last night, my phone was tarding out on me.

I'm trying to print, but the computer keeps tarding out!

by Gainesville Greenhouse June 11, 2011

Double Tarting

When you eat both Pop Tarts at the same time, one on top of the other. Usually done to save time.

John: "Are you double tarting it right now?"
Mary: "Yeah, man, I like to eat quick."

by J$wag May 9, 2013