Tarp Ass

When you look at someones Rear end and notice its not as smooth and Delicate as it should be.

Also, when their derriere is guininely not normal.

Sometime used as an expression to shout when angry.

Finally, it can be used as an insult. (similar to Ass-hole)

Dude, her curves caught my eye until i noticed her Tarp Ass.

"Dayyyyum Ray Jay, Did you see her tarp ass."
"That just ain't right"

TARP ASS! I just got stuck hanging out with all these hipsters.

You are such a tarp ass. i cant believe you would goto chipotle and not invite us.

by 12345wes October 23, 2010

Tarp Surfing

A sick way to get barreled when surf conditions are less than favorable.

Your bros lay out then pull corners of an extra large blue tarp to create a wave and you skate through it.

You feel like your getting shacked but you're shredding on LAND.

Guy #1: BRO its sooooo flat today...sucks man!

Guy #2 :Naw Dude! Its chill. Were gonna shred the gnar on the street today.
Guy #1 : You dont mean....
Guy #2 : yea man were doin it.... Tarp Surfing!!!

by grommie15 November 14, 2010

Tarp Your Load

Originally a sign along the highway to remind gardeners to cover the brush in their pickup on the way to the dump. Has come to mean to tell someone to stop complaining

"My knees and hips hurt when I run, and I am thirsty and sunburned"
"OMG, Tarp your Load"

by Plantgirl July 18, 2009

Tarp Baby

-- A baby or group of plastic baby dolls who have been subjected to nuclear radiation and now live beneath the cover of your bbq. The symptoms include doctor-like superiority, duck feet and chupacabra tattoos. Often wearing dirty white leotards or canapes/ other petite cakes.
Like scene kids, they rub dirt on their bodies for dramatic effect. I love my tarp babies.

A tarp baby is a very social creature. Tarp babies come out at night. (to play)Don't let them in the screen door, they will snort your coffee and use your brains as intestines.

by stalkerbarbie October 16, 2008

Tarp your load

To wear a condom

Hey man you better tarp your load if you're going to bang that chick.

by Amexadvisor October 21, 2012

tarp sex

When your style of sex is so raunchy that you need to put a tarpauline sheet down before you even get started.

We should have had tarp sex last night, but now we have to clean the whole house.

by IRONDUKETHE FIRST February 14, 2018

muddy tarp

when a girl is riding you, you reach around stuff your nutsack skin into her asshole

oh man when that bitch was riding me last night i slipped her the muddy tarp

by Pjs37 April 10, 2008