Taft Boarding School

There are very strange teachers here. The kids are actually valid as fuck. The campus is very nice and green just like my ass. We all love each other here, maybe too much if you know what I mean... We get a shit ton of homework but we are smart as hell. Obviously way better that Hotchkiss. No places for girls named Kyle because thats just fucking weird. If you are not from America, you can still come AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.

i Love My school. Its called Taft Boarding School. I am so glad I am here instead of Choate or Hotchkiss.

Taft Boarding School by Actual Fatties September 6, 2019

Taft That 

Hitting on an dangerously obese man or woman that potentially could get stuck in a bathtub. Generally reserved for those whose fat can be heard at least 3.5 km away.

I''m going to totally Taft that chick. I can hear she's at the McDonald's 3.5 km away.

Taft That by taftthat August 26, 2009

taft boy 

male adolescents who wish they were hot enough and good enough at sports to get some fine hotchkiss ass.

damn, the only reason i make fun of those hotchkiss girls for doing mad yay is because is wish i was hot enough and good enough at sports to get with them, but i never will have that pleasure because i am a lame taft boy

taft boy by Charlo Diddy November 16, 2006

Taft dat ass

When you’re trying to have sex in a bathtub and end up getting stuck because you’re too old and your bathtub is too small.

I knew better than to have marital relations in such a precarious position. He said he wanted to “tap dat ass,” but after getting stuck, it was more like “taft dat ass.”

Taft dat ass by Adagiomega November 22, 2020

Taft High School

The best and worst school in Chicago. There’s no rules here and the freshman academy gets so lit. Varsity campus too tho. Fire hoco. Imdontai reacted to a video from it.

random: “what school do you go to”
me: “taft high school”
them: “ew” *blocks*

Taft High School by icantsay November 11, 2021

Taft Educational Campus 

the grossest fucking campus ever. there’s 6 schools in it. new directions— for the autistic kids, bca— they all end up as dropouts, business— a bunch of ugly sluts who think they ass fat, medical science— they don’t even talk not gonna lie, claremont— spanish speaking ugly fucks who don’t know any english, and dreamyard— nerdy ass roblox-playing ugly motherfuckers who think they talented. everyone in that building is dumb retarted, and it’s probably the worst high school in the bronx. guys sag everywhere and girls have stank ass coochies. kids make out in the halls, and the school has the most fake bisexual girls in the world. every girl and even some guys will suck dick there, and everyone’s a big ass hoe.

girl one: oh, new boyfriend? what school does he do to?
girl two: bronx collegiate, it’s in taft educational campus
girl one: oh sweets he’s cheating.
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boy one: i got a bitch i’m fuckin her tmrw yo!
all his friends: where she go to school?
boy one: claremont international
friends: take a clothespin and put it on your nose man cus her coochie boutta STANK.

Taft Educational Campus by dickersonb833 October 15, 2018

Taft Girl 

A Taft Girl IS one who is...to put it simply a wangbroom hoebag

Zoe you are such a Taft Girl, your are one the most worthless people i have ever known.

Taft Girl by SHUNANANANANAA May 11, 2010