Shmum

Cum but adding a SHM and taking out the C.

Sean: Hey have you heard?
Jon: heard what?
Sean: Shmums making a comeback.
Jon: Oh? Who’ve you told?
Sean: just you.

by Lagcasist June 8, 2023

Nippular Symmetry

The state in which ones nipples are not symmetrical in either size, shape, bulge, or distance.

"Hey Nick do you see what i see? That guy has one flat nipple and one nipple that bulges out, and this other guy with only one leg has perfect nippular symmetry!"

by Commandant Unitit February 4, 2013

Symmesticles

N, a pair of testicles perfectly matched in size, shape, texture or any combination of the three to an uncommon or comment-worthy degree.

"My gosh, I've never seen such testicles. They're so balanced and even and....symmetrical. They are, hands down, the most perfect pair of symmesticles I've ever laid eyes on."

by Idley C. September 6, 2007

The Law of Top 8 Symmetry

A law that states that, if one moves a person off of their Top 8, or changes said persons position in the top 8, the person who was moved will move the first person to match.

Yolanda: Beckey like, moved me from number 4 to number 5. Now I have to move her down too because of the law of top 8 symmetry.

by Thenplayon May 19, 2006

Smume

Warm feeling of connection to a close family member, like a grandmother.

Ah smume, thank you for not getting me socks

by smacintyre June 1, 2011

Shmum

Shmum is a word that can almost mean anything but is often used instead of stupid or other insults. It can be good or bad depending on the tone of voice.

Your shmum for that mate. -bad
Bro ur mum is stupendously shmum- good

by Road Translations December 22, 2020

smump

1. A cigarette induced bowel movment of immediate importance.

"Excuse me, I think this Marlboro is bringin on a smump."

by scbrix September 22, 2006