Shuke

A dilemma arising when one must both shit and puke simultaneously.

If this has happened to you then you have realized with certainty that God has stationed you here on earth as a practical joke.

I shuked last night. I woke up and I had puke on my balls, and there was shit on the walls. It was an experience that put the fear of death in me.

by sklonko October 7, 2007

snuke

A suitcase nuclear device which is designed to be hidden in a woman's snizz

"Miss Clinton it appears that terrorists have snuck a snuke up your snizz"

by b33r December 15, 2008

Swoked

Being so absolutely shredded that you can no longer be classified as swole or yoked but rather a combination of the two. These individuals move around freely by flexing, thus warping all of the space-time continuum and creating a wormhole. Rendering all pussy ass cardio useless. (As if it wasn't before)

PUSSY: "Hey there fellas, i just ran a marathon." The 0%BFT SQUAD:"We do not concern ourselves with your trivial matters. We must go to the Cabot Creamery in Vermont to drink all of the liquid Whey to get even more Swoked .

by AlpAlm May 30, 2020

shukesturbating

Simultaneously vomiting and excreting feces while gratifying ones self through the act of masturbation.

1. Gary was extremely dehydrated after shukesturbating violently.
2. Common side effects of shukesturbating often include extreme fatigue, loss of appetite, and bloodfarts.

by gary612 July 7, 2010

swude

A long "sweet" with a low drawal, possibly uttered while blazed or wasted.

"Damn that chronic was some swude shit."

by Z May 16, 2004

Slukens

(n.) A person who must parent their childish father. Comes from the type of family where the nephew is older than the aunt. Often says words such as: "chillin''", "jawn", and "clutch". Loves intense gaming and ghetto rap (especially Lil Wayne). Has a chill personality but a hot temper. Doesn't take shit from anyone.

"Yo Scott, how'd you break your hand?"

"I dropped this kid; that's what happens when you fuck with a Slukens."

by misslukens July 12, 2011

Swoke

To be "swole" (meaning a large muscle mass), and "woke" (meaning to be very aware, feeling alive), at the same time

"down to go to the gym and get 'swoke'?

by Lonelyblock March 6, 2018