Swizzle Jacked

Jacked out of proportion. Normally used slang for a massive cock.

1.Bill is swizzle jacked like a nigger coming back from the convenience store with a forty and a bag of weed.

2. All the ladies know how swizzle jacked Bill is.

by Swizzle Jacked August 28, 2009

swizzle tizzle

a southern snoop dog version of the commonly consumed beverage, sweet tea

What you want to drink? Some swizzle tizzle...my nizzle.

by James Mabry July 10, 2007

Hini Swizzle

Slang for the H1N1 flu or swine flu - (H1N1 = hini)

Hey make sure that they sanitize that needle when you go in for that industrial piercing... You don't want to catch the Hini Swizzle from a skin stabber... That would be enough to make you really want to mirk-out!!!

by The_Merkin_Myre_Fire November 5, 2009

swizzle stick

the male penis
also used for pimps and man whores

He's swizzle stick was so big.

by Bo March 18, 2005

swizzle stick

A prank to pull on your friends at a bar or restaurant. When they go to the bathroom, take their drink, and dip your penis in it and stir the drink. Put the drink back where it was and after they come back and finish it, you tell them it was a swizzle stick.

I was at Denny's the other day and I saw Shawn give Alex a swizzle stick. It was funny and gross.

by Joseph Schneider October 29, 2007

Swizzle Stick

the sneaky act of stirring a friends drink by dipping your penis into the glass and stirring whilst their drink is unattended and then proceeding to watch them consume the tainted the beverage

when Tom swizzle sticked Kane's beverare, he had no idea he was drinking a beverage tainted with penis

by swizzlicious April 1, 2011

Swizzle Stick

A device used for mixing, blending, or stirring.

He shoved his Swizzle Stick in my ass, and mixed that shit up.

by dirtyd45678 September 5, 2016