Shitsco

Of or relating to a kid who craped his pants at newsome high school in the year 2008-2009.

Oh no i just shit my pants! I am shitsco now.

by Austin siscos cold toilet seat March 5, 2010

Sir ShitsAlot

Someone, usually a guy, who has dirrhea. Especially after Taco Bell.

Where's sir shitsalot at?

tim?

Yeah.

at taco bell again.

by awesomeman134679 December 28, 2010

Boner Shits

When one suffers from the adverse side-effects (mostly bowel related) of Viagra.

Oh damn Clara, I have the boner shits.

by theface2277 July 20, 2013

Del Taco Shits

Del Taco Shits are a rectal explosion that happens after eating at Del Taco.

Diz: Whats that awfsome smell wafting into the living room?
CoRiz: Sorry I have the Del Taco Shits...
Diz: Del Taco is at it again...

by dustmo March 16, 2011

Squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits

Exceedingly frugal, ridiculously cheap, unwilling or unable to let go of money when one should

"Trying to get this guy to pay for something is impossible...He could squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits!"

by Mr Jameson September 27, 2010

Shitshow

2020.

Welcome to the shitshow.

by Pseudonym0404 May 9, 2020

Two Shits

Over exaggeration of not caring.

I don't give two shits about you or your friends.

by Boykin July 15, 2006