Swifty

When you pull your panties down and shit on the floor.

that ratchet Girl pulled a swifty and shit on the kitchen floor.

by Jimmywiggle44 April 9, 2021

Swifty

noun. a man of courage and intense gaming skillz, usually a subject of a song written about drugs

The song about Swifty is complete! Let's go eat weed!

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.

by Scott July 24, 2004

swiftie

the name for Taylor Swift's fans..! A whole bunch of p'pl who are mad about her..! Couldnt stop being crazy about everything she does and they probably support all her breakups.

Oh my friend's a swiftie and he couldnt stop tellin me about how tayor just dumped harry coz i was a directioner

by CasieJo May 27, 2016

Swifty

A person that is very good at basketball and gets bare pussy

You're a swifty.

by cloutgangshit September 22, 2017

Swifty

the absolutely, undisputed king of all caretakers. Glastry is truly blessed by his presence

"Hey did you see Swifty?"
"No, why?"

"Near ran me down with that we floor cleaner of his!"
"Legend!"

by FussiestApe October 17, 2019

swifty

It's a handjob from Taylor Swift where she just has a surprised look the whole time.

That swifty was sooo amzain!

by DFs May 28, 2012